Orange and the green
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
Oh me father was an Ulsterman, proud Protestant was he
Me mother was a Catholic girl, from County Cork was she
They were married in two churches, lived happily enough
Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
Baptised by father Reilly, I was rushed away by car
To be made a little Orangeman, me father's shining star
I was christened David Anthony, but still in spite of that
To me father I was William while me mother called me Pat
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
With mother every Sunday to mass I'd proudly stroll
Then after that the orange lads would try to save me soul
For both sides tried to claim me, but I was smart because
I played the flute or played the harp, depending where I was
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
One day me ma's relations came round to visit me
Just as me father's kinfolk were all sittin' down to tea
We tried to smooth things over, but they all began to fight
And me being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
Now me parents never could agree about me type of school
Me learning was all done at home, that's why I'm such a fool
They both passed on, god rest them, but left me caught between
That awful colour problem of the orange and the green
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green
Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
Me father he was orange and me mother she was green